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HJSoulma

The Master of Mitochondria
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Artist // Hobbyist // Digital Art
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Super Llama: Llamas are awesome! (48)
Paranoid: Wears a tinfoil hat
My Bio
Things you need to know: I am basically never here. DA has basically become a writhing cesspool of softcore pornographers, art thieves, a useless and unresponsive staff that doesn't care one lick about its userbase, terrible memes and macros, Nazi sympathizers, enormous racists, people who think rape isn't a big deal, and ye olde "it's my styyyyyle" whiners, so these days I only ever come here to look at a few specific artists' work. On top of that, real life tends to take precedence over the internet, and I'm not a good enough artist for art to be anything but a hobby, so don't be surprised if I take EONS to respond to any messages, if I even manage. I realize I sound like a crusty old curmudgeon, but that's because, by internet standards... well, I am. If you want to befriend me, try tumblr, although you may be put off by all of my angry liberal blogging. Sorry. : /

Favourite Games
Pooh Sticks
Favourite Gaming Platform
Obviously the 3DO. Or maybe the CD-i.
Tools of the Trade
Deleter CG Illustrator and spilled coffee
Other Interests
Eating Souls

Dead Account

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I don't use DA anymore, and honestly a lot of my commentary on here is old and embarrassing. I'll leave everything up for posterity, but don't expect any kind of response here. Sorry.
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Still Alive

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Not dead. Survived my first year of teaching but it sucked a whole fucking lot up until the last month when I quit my job and transferred to a different school (don't ask, long story), haven't had time to draw much; what I have drawn recently has either been too "sketchy" to post here or too explicit to post here. If you want to hear about my *exciting* travails this year or see any of that, visit me on tumblr. I'm hoping to post some more stuff here this summer, but we shall see how that goes, since it never goes as planned.
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Some of you may have noticed that I've been EVEN WORSE THAN USUAL about getting art up/responding in a timely fashion/generally not being a lump, and I apologize. This whole job thing is great and all for the not starving thing (although frankly I have not actually been paid yet, but that's another issue), but not so great for the free time and energy to draw and dick around on the internet thing. I had been told repeatedly in my education classes that the first year of teaching was exhausting, but I didn't really realize that they meant "come home at 4pm want to go to bed at 4pm" exhausting. Since the past three weeks have actually been plan
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Hey, I was wondering if you ever got your kitty back? I have three catbabies and would hate it if even one of them went missing! It was seriously not cool of whatsherface not to even tell you he went missing. Sorry if this is creepy, just worried for you and your lovely tesla! (I only have a DA and have been tumblr lurking you for a few months now.)
Oh, luckily it's not me who lost the kitty! I was reblogging it from the person who did, mossbraker. (I don't know if she has a DA account, but that's her tumblr name.) It sounds, from her most recent blog messages, like the crazy catsitter has informed her that the cat ran away, and she's now trying to blame mossbraker for not contacting her. Basically, a super-shitty situation. I really hope she can still manage to find him-- I have two bunnies and a chinchilla, and I'd just die if one of them went missing! : (
Oops! Sorry. I agree, if my cat got kidnapped by some crazy ass lady on tumblr with an uber penchant for vanity pics, I'd be pissed too. I read whatsherfaces (catstealer's) reaction when the post looking for her went out on tumblr, and OHGOD poor mossbreaker. Craycray catstealer could atleast own up for her stupid decision to cut contact, let alone tell mossy about what happened to tesla.

I'm also sorry I assumed you were mossbreaker, I need to follow tumblrs back properly when I get on a high horse. :P
You gotz tagged, yo! [link]
Idea for a fan-art

Indigo League pokemon gym leaders as Batman villains

Blaine = Riddler
Giovanni = Two-face
Erika = Poison Ivy
Lt. Surge = Bane
Janine could be Catwoman
and so on...

Also, Hi
Remember that time you and I existed in the same universe? :D
Happy Birthdayyyy! 8D

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